Da Besterest Pony!

This is a continuation of the Lurker series. In this series I take topics I have liberated from oppression and did not totally steal from other bloggers. Today we look at...

"Which My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic pony is the best pony, and why."

Out of the topics covered so far in this series, this is the one I feel the most confident about my answer. That answer is simple. The red one. The reason why is because red ones go faster. You can not argue with science.

I have little experience with My Little Pony. My roommate's grandkids watch it. I have caught a couple of episodes as I like to know what forms of entertainment the kids are exposed to. I might have attempted to convince one of the kids that every time someone says "Thank You" a pony gets its cutie mark. No, she did not buy into my lies. I have watched enough of the show to know it is one of the better children's cartoons. I do not watch a lot of television myself so this show becomes part of what I do not watch. If I had to watch children's programming twenty four hours a day then I could accept My Little Pony as part of the rotation.

I understand there are adults that enjoy this program. I take no issue with this. The writing is snappy with a bit of wit thrown in. Yes, it is children's programing, but so is most of television if we remove theme and look simply at the level of writing and story involved. Most media produced for mass consumption has a target audience with a second grade or lower reading level. I do enjoy reading people bash a children's program for not meeting a higher standard the reviewer does not hold to most other television programs.

I have yet to see anybody come to direct harm as a result of themselves or someone around them being a fan of My Little Pony. I enjoy many hobbies where others have attempted to make me feel small due to their own misunderstandings. Part of the reason for this blog is because I am used to hiding my hobbies from others. Nobody should feel ashamed for liking something somebody else does not as long as no harm comes from their participation in that hobby.
 

I am not a fan of My Little Pony. I am not a pegasister, nor a bronie, nor whatever label fans are applying to themselves today. I know what pegasi and unicorns are because the words exist outside of My Little Pony. My knowledge of that world is limited. Apparently it consists of friendship and magic. I do know the kids like the show. From what little I saw I deem it safe for their viewing. 

I do have friends that like the program. These are good people, some of whom I love dearly. I am not going to belittle or scorn them simply for enjoying something I myself do not take part in. I have a couple of friends I have even seen positive changes in their attitudes or behavior since they discovered My Little Pony. Who am I to take that from them?

http://wylfden.deviantart.com/art/My-litte-Lobo-369281468

After some reflection I would like to change my answer. My answer is you. You are the best pony. You have the power to embrace others with the magic of your friendship. Please, be the best friend you can. Friendship is the magic that happens when we work together. Friendship is greater than the some of its parts. The world could use some more ponies.

Assimilation of a Subculture

It might not seem like it to a reader of my blog or to some of my acquaintances I have met through gaming, but I become tongue tied when it comes to the topic of gaming with people I do not already know also partake in a related aspect of the various gaming hobbies. Gaming was something I was raised to be ashamed of. It does not help when a very vocal minority actively seeks to prove every bad thing that has ever been said about games and the people that play them. Like any other group of people, it is those furthest removed from reality that grab the most attention from outsiders.

My first brush with Dungeons & Dragons was secretive. I knew beyond any doubt as a young lad that Dungeons & Dragons was not only wrong, but downright evil. Still, it had a certain appeal to it. I would sell off parts of my school lunch to other kids for pocket change. I saved the money for a few months and bought the Rules Cyclopedia from another kid. I read and reread that book over and over and over again and again and again over a period of years. I knew every rule inside and out by virtue of pure repetition.

I had to hide the book from my family. It became akin to a sacred tome I had to protect. This was not easy as I was searched semi-regularly and under different circumstances. I would return home from school some days to find I had to clean my room because it was torn apart in a search. That book was the one thing that could have possibly ever been found in these searches, and I was damned if I was going to allow that to happen.

When one spends more than a decade feeling like an outsider and keeping something a secret, it becomes difficult to share that secret with others not already in on the secret. It's a little embarrassing actually how things come flooding out when you feel you can talk about the secret. I can gush over various games for hours when I find a fellow gamer. My natural reaction around people I do not already know game is still to clam up and keep games to myself.

I grew up to play a few different types of games. I have played some console games although console gaming is one of the gaming hobbies I am less familiar with. I own a few hundred video games for the personal computer. I play a few different miniature games. Some of the earliest posts on this blog were for a Facebook game. I like Magic the Gathering, but do not have the income to keep up with the game and support my other hobbies. My current favourite card game is Sentinels of the Multiverse. Board games are awesome. There are more types of board games than I can keep up with let alone individual board games. I have written my own MUD once upon a time. Role playing is awesome and something I am almost always up for.

The social stigmas are much different about gaming of all sorts than they were when I was growing up. For one thing, there are more gamers than people that do not game. Whether it be card games, board games, role playing games, party games, video games, or what have you, people are downright hungry for both interactive media and the social interaction available through gaming. There is also a greater diversity in the ethnic background and the sex of people that game now compared to my youth. Increased diversity in the gaming audience leads to increased diversity in game developers as well. Increased diversity in game developers means increased diversity in gaming experiences available to the consumer which feeds into increasing the diversity of the audience again.

Recently there have been many articles such as "The End of Gamers" or "'Gamers' don't have to be your audience. 'Gamers' are over." I think such titles state the reverse of what is happening in an attempt to draw attention. Many of the articles I have read have either tried to embrace a minority by declaring no one outside of that minority a gamer, or tried to distance themselves from a minority by declaring that they are not part of gamer culture even though they partake in gaming and enjoy the history while sharing aspects extracted from games socially.

The label of gamer may come to lose all meaning, but it is only because we are approaching a point where it would be easier to have a term for people that do not play games of some sort than to have a tag for people that do. To quote Syndrome from the Invincibles, "And when everyone's super, (evil chuckle) no one will be." We live in a time when there are gamers raised by gamers that are raising gamers.

Gamers, like many people that were once considered outsiders, are now part of the mainstream. There are some gamers that are desperately attempting to hold on to their outlier status. They typical methods for accomplishing this include driving other people away, defining what is not a real game, or burying themselves in some niche within the various gaming hobbies. If somebody enjoys a different type of game or even game experience within the same games as them then they might declare that person to not be a real gamer. The further away the type of gaming moves from their niche, the easier it is for them to label somebody as anything but a gamer. The less like them a person is, the greater the chance that person is to be a 'Fake Gamer'.

Gamer culture will still continue. The history of games will still be there. We will continue to build on that culture as we move forward. There are more people included within the game culture bubble now. Hopefully, as more people pick up games we will continue to see a wider array of games for us to experience. Gaming as a whole is no longer a niche subculture. Yes, there are many types of games that still are, but they bleed into Western culture even if many people are not aware of the nooks and crannies where those games live.

I view gaming and those that partake in gaming in a generally positive light. I have seen a lot of good come from gaming. This is not to say that people that play games are better people than those that do not. Gaming provides a platform of common interest that I have seen many people utilize to build communities and to help others. There are many charitable events held every year that are tied directly to gaming in one form or another. This is not to suggest that negativity is not present. It very much is. It is thankfully a minority of gamers, but it is a very vocal and brazen minority.

I would like to apologize to anyone I ever made uncomfortable or caused them to feel unwelcome when it comes to gaming of any sort. I personally am still adjusting to the current times when society at large considers it okay to enjoy gaming. I am so accustomed to living in the corner that I am hesitant to venture further into the room where the rest of the gamers are mingling and helping to introduce others to gaming. The corner might be cramped, but I know this corner. The corner is safe. The rest of the room, or people coming into my corner brings the unknown. Fear travels hand in hand with the unknown. This fear is a silly thing. I am working on conquering that fear, but I am not there yet.

I have no dog in this fight

I present to the humble reader part three of the Lurker series of blog posts. Each of these blog posts will discuss one topic presented here. This particular post will talk about...

"Which would win in a dogfight: a Viper Mk.VII from Battlestar Galactica, or an SA-23E Starfury from Babylon 5."

This topic required a bit of research on my part. While I have watched both shows, I do not keep up with the name of things in most fictional settings.

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 || Statistic       | Viper Mk VII |   SA-23E Starfury    ||

[*|=================+==============+===================== |*]

 || Height          |     9.7 feet |            14.5 feet ||

 ||                 |   3.0 meters |           4.4 meters ||

 |+-----------------+--------------+----------------------+|

 || Length          |    32.3 feet |            35.1 feet ||

 ||                 |   9.8 meters |          10.7 meters ||

 |+-----------------+--------------+----------------------+|

 || Width           |    18.4 feet |              61 feet ||

 ||                 |   5.6 meters |          18.6 meters ||

 |+-----------------+--------------+----------------------+|

 || Tonnage         |         WtFK*|       48 metric tons ||

 |+-----------------+--------------+----------------------+|

 || Crew            |      1 Pilot |              1 Pilot ||

 |+-----------------+--------------+----------------------+|

 || Acceleration    |           9G |                  10G ||

 |+-----------------+--------------+----------------------+|

 || Rotation Speed  |        WtFK* |            180 < 1sec||

 |+-----------------+--------------+----------------------+|

 || Escape Velocity |    3 minutes |                Crash ||

 |+-----------------+--------------+----------------------+|

 || Duration:       |        WtFK* |     2 hours standard ||

 ||                 |              | 20 minutes full burn ||

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*Who the Frak Knows? (WtFK)

I could not find dependable tonnage for the Mk VII. Tonnage for the SA-23E is anywhere between 15 and 48 metric tons. There was more than one source that stated 48mt.

The previous SA-23s topped out at 8Gs. The SA-23E/H/Psi top out at 10Gs. All variants of the SA-23 restrict speed to 2G outside of combat to save fuel. The Viper MKVII tops out at 9Gs, but the computer restricts this to 7Gs to prevent pilot blackout. The Viper MkVII operates at 1G when not in combat to preserve fuel. Rotation of the Viper MkII is 180 degrees in 0.35 seconds. It can be assumed the MkVII has close to the same rotation speed. Sources seem to conflict on whether this would be slightly more or slightly less than the MkII. The SA-23E has three aft thrusters while the Viper MkVII only has three. Aside from the number of engines the Viper MkVII seems to be built with more redundant systems than the SA-23E Starfury. The Viper MkVII uses a cold engine system for changing orientation. It is unclear if this is a gas or something else entirely, but it does mean only the aft engines burn the primary fuel source as they are the only hot engines.

Armament

The Viper MkVII has three forward facing kinetic energy weapons. They make use of 30mm rounds and can carry 1000 shots each. These are probably belt fed. It also has two hard points, one on the underside of each wing, that can hold one missile, pod, or extra ammunition each. The design is such that attached weapons would fire in the same direction the bow is facing. The maximum effective range of it's main weapons is 1,200 meters in an atmosphere and 9,600 meters in space.

The SA-23E Starfury's armament is centered around four forward facing 40mm cannons with an additional two forward facing 30mm cannons. For defense it comes equipped with a cutting laser and aft grappling claw which may be used in combat, but its primary function is to tow other vehicles. The SA-23E also includes eight hard points for additional weapon systems or ammo capacity. The maximum effective range of the 40mm cannons is 160,000 km in space.

From unreliable sources it appears the SA-23E Starfury has the thicker hull and the engines can take more direct damage. The SA-23E Starfury has 4.2 centimeters of re-enforced armour. I am unable to find specifications on the armour of the Viper MkVII

Extras

The Viper MkVII has a sophisticated electrical system even with the modifactions to protect them from wireless transmissions. It's radar can pick up targets at a range of 644 km in an atmosphere and 64,400 km in space. The system can identify and track up to 72 targets simultaneously. The electronics can detect active radar sweeps that include the ship. The radar can map terrain as well. The MkVII also uses a laser system to get further details of terrain when flying at low altitude.

The MkVII has two hydraulic systems. The secondary serves as a backup to the primary, but the fighter can lose both and still operate with little noticeable difference.

I did not locate exact specs on the radar system for the SA-23E Starfury. I would guess it would be at least 160,000 km in space. If not then the maximum effective range of its guns are inconsequential.

Conclusion

Now that we have a little information we can make an informed decision. Okay, not exactly an informed decision, but we are not exactly picking a winner out of a hat. I would narrate a scenario, but this blog post is long enough as it is and I do not want to stretch it out into two parts. I think we all know who the winner here is.

Finish them Shrike-B Class under the command of the Royal Manticoran Navy!